Trying to bring new life to his moribund campaign, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is now ripping off New Hampshire’s Vermin Supreme. In a desperate attempt to get the 91 times criminally charged Republican front-runner for President to show up to the next planned “debate,” DeSantis threatens to steal one of Vermin Supreme’s signature moves if Trump will appear. DeSantis will wear a boot on his head.
This is a brave move by DeSantis, not just because he could possibly look more foolish than we’ve all come to expect, but also because it’ll force him to re-answer questions regarding his fetish for looking odd in boots. The only news DeSantis has been able to generate in recent weeks revolves around boots.
Vermin Love Supreme (born 1960 or 1961) is an American performance artist and activist who has run as a candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. He served as a member of the Libertarian Party‘s judicial committee. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush, and has said that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. He has campaigned on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research, and promised a free pony for every American.